Family Fortunes: Real wrong and funny answers!

A way of toasting someone: “Over a fire”

A boy’s name beginning with the letter J: “Gerald”

An instrument you can play whilst walking the street: “A cello”

A type of oil: “Sewing machine oil”

A word beggining with Z: “Xylophone”

A slang word for a girl: “Slag”

An animal with horns: “A bee”

A medievil weapon: “Hand-grenade”

Something made of wool: “A sheep”

Something a bridgegroom might wear: “A dress”

Someone you wouldn’t expect to see in a strip club: “Animals”

An animal with a long tail: “A rabbit”

Something a train-spotter would have in his pocket: “A magnifying glass”

Something you put out for the birds: “Worms”

A way to prevent snoring: “Put a pillow over his face”

A word used to describe a very hot day: “A very hot day”

A song from ‘The Sound of Music’: “Dancing Queen”

Someone who works early hours: “A burglar”

Something made to be wheeled around: “A Hammer”

A reason for kneeling: “To be beheaded”

A nickname for a slim person: “Slimmy”

A measurement of liquid: “Paint”

Something that’s nice to wear next to your skin: “Pants”

A famous dick: “Carrot”

A wild animal that’s native to Britain: “A bear”

Something that comes in 7′s: “Fingers”

A vocalist known by only one name: “Michael Jackson”

A yellow fruit: “Orange”

An animal beggining with B: “Bullfrog”

Something associated with Liverpool: “The yellow brick road”

A boy mentioned in a nursery rhyme: “Little Red Riding Hood”

Something associated with rain: “Water”

An animal that lives in the English countryside: “A lion”

Something you make into a ball: “Egg”

A game that uses a black ball: “Darts”

A popular TV soap: “Dove”

Other than ‘carrier’, a type of bag: “Horse”

Something you might find in a garage: “A grand piano”

Something a frechman would say: “On Garde”

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